SMS abakobwa n'abahungu babona ziba zitandukanye cyane

-Iyo ufashe telefone y’umukobwa dore SMS usangamo:

Ndagukunda chérie (Jerome)
Twasohokana irijoro? (Charles)
Igihe cyose nkubonanye abandi basore ndababara! (John)
Sweetie ntiwibagirwe ko dufitanye gahunda y’i Gisenyi (Directeur General)
Dear wabonye ama unites nakohereje kuri mtn? (Kamali)
Honey nzakora ibishoboka byose uzahore iruhande rwanjye (Peter)
Byemere kandi ubyubahirize plz (Accountant)
Baby uze kureba compte/account kuri bank urebe niba amafranga nagushyiriyemo yagezemo maze umbwire. (Boss)………….

-Iyo rero ufashe telefone y’umusore dore SMS ziba zirimo:

Your data bundle will soon expire ……….(MTN/TIGO/AIRTEL)
Mpamagara nkubwire plz nkeneye ubufasha bwawe……… (Umunyeshuri)
Asyi weee!!! Mbabarira narakubwiye ko mfite umugabo………(Jeannette)
Ntuzongere kumpamagara na rimwe escrot…….( Liliane)
Ndakwiyamye ubwa nyuma uku kwezi ntikuzabe amateka nk’amezi atatu arangiye……… (Nyirinzu)
Grand frère ndacyategereje y ama frw wanyemereye ………….(Petit frère)
Mwana wa watwohereje kudu franga ra! Ko inzara itumereye nabi! …………..(Mama)
Ndi kwa muganga gira vuba wohereze 50.000frw ni ngombwa ko mbagwa cg uyagumane uzayakoreshe mu kunshyingura!……………(Papa)
Sindabona imihango hashize ibyumweru bitatu ndakekako wanteye inda………. (Umwana w’umukobwa w’umuturanyi)

 

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